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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
Sparkly faerie ferret boy fluttering around the internet. He/him softboy. Genital autonomy advocate (Intactivist) doing my best. Art commissioner on occasion. toddlercub art on my timeline.

toddlercub lolisho is my fave
Pronouns
he/him/princess (EN)
Inkbunny inkbunny.net/Sparkledooks
Art Only Alt baraag.net/@sparkledooks
Pronouns are inclusive even if I'm cis he/him
Telegram @ sparkledooks
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
ferret yells at the news www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-charged-with-child-abuse-after-allegedly-giving-22-month-old-son-a-tattoo/ar-AA22EqBZ

I'll never not be amazed at the cognitive dissonance of my fellow americans decrying the tattooing of a child, one consenting no less according to the article, but then turn a cultural blind eye to mutilating a child's genitals against their own consent as some enshrined protected right. absolute lunacy. fucking circus of a failed nation istg
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
@EeveeEuphoria quit running up my walls!
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
@pierogero gosh I hope you feel better soon. That must have been quite the unnerving experience :(
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
@jhussethy waow this is peak
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
@yurien be the change you want to see
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
@Friar bsky is such a terrible place to be a little on
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
@MrFineNDandy
I always love seeing what you draw
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
Oh yeah so happy news. I've got a phone interview for a job position at a fast food joint. Sadly virtually zero interaction on my gofundme, but hey... I might not need it if I can ace the interview. Down here being a simple cook at any of the big chains pays $20/hr so I'm not gonna complain about putting the fries in the bag for a position that pays more than some things I've seen on Indeed wanting full college degrees @ 17.50/hr
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
waow. this new frontend on nicolium is pweddy

bites it
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
@Friar hugs feeling similar in my 30s. Feels like I spent my 20s accomplishing nothing of value and now I'm trying to make up for lost time.
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
Gods... Applying for jobs feels so debasing
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
unhinged crash out ugh
just
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
Tried seeing if there were any philanthropist orgs that could help with this but none of them were accepting grant requests. Greedy fucks only care about appearing like they're helping.
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
Sadly there's no regrow your foreskin funds
I could apply to
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
Sigh...
Spent the past 12 hours proselytizing myself to a variety of grants and funds and support networks in hopes someone will help me. Doubt any of them will give me the time of day since I fall outside the scope of their typical cases but I applied anyways.

I feel so helpless and miserable right now. I've only been able to eat once today
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
@StraightShotaMasochist12 thank you for the comment of solidarity neocat_heart In the event the campaign in unsuccessful, I'm also actively pursuing job opportunities to hopefully chip away at the required funding.

If things don't come to pass I can at least take solace in the fact my prior restoration efforts have me to the point of looking passing as intact even if my internal anatomy will remain without core functions up without the corrective procedure.
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
@RileyGecko I'll supply us with sticks!
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
Hello all. I've launched a GoFundMe campaign to help assist me in attaining my goals of being able to afford a procedure that would correct many issues I currently have with my restored foreskin and bring it as close as possible to a real intact one. Any donations or shares are deeply appreciated. Thank you for your consideration.

gofund.me/519298c31

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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
Well damn... Whoring myself out on grindr in hopes someone would pay for my foreskin restoration assistance surgery didn't work. Just a bunch of compliments from chubby chasers. Smh
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Sylphy @sparkledooks@possums.gay
2mo
Also means I'm going to have to permanently close myself off from commissioning anything ever until I've saved up everything. RIP my online presence