Just a lil couyon age regressor. Totally a big girl. Enby, tends sapphic but queer as a swamp. Here to be a freak 30% of the time and to be freaked upon 50% of the time.
Woe, French alligators upon yee.
Icon: Cropped art by Sumatsuki, a feminine appearing young character with green skin, blue-green nail polish and hair, blushing and licking their lips. A flip phone is in their hands and they appear to be staring into it; their eyes are out of frame.
Banner: a cropped screencapture from the anime Trigun. Vash is laying on the floor with a comical expression, eyes rolled back, blushing. Two characters in the background are sitting tied up. The caption says "Creep.".
IRL Age:
30s
IC/AgeRe:
9-13, sometimes 14-16
Pruh-nawns:
She/Her, usually.
Went down another autistic mini-fixation archive binge of animal biology, just love learning in general about all kinds of shit. Saw a random video post about a trapdoor spider, but was fascinated by it not looking like any trapdoor species I recall (none by name ofc). Then a comment on post made it click, it was actually a wolf spider that uses lids on their burrows for protection, not ambush predation!
This lead to a chain of link browsing between arachnids and wasps/ants, venom mechanism, predators, into anoles specifically....aaand to the point: I saw the section on anole dewlaps had a video footage of a VERY pronounced dewlap display....
Core memories unlocked of how when everyone else was getting funny feelings for hot furry chicks in games and wacky shenanigans in cartoons. I was...locked up as a kid. Imitating push-up displays from the anoles in the courtyard during rec hours.
S'anyways now I need to design an anole boyfriend OC because dayum why are dewlaps so darn...smexy.
Feeling inspired to build a setting by using an unsanctioned radio news programme between track lists, that claims to be the local school's very own pirate radio show, as a narrator. Weird going-ons as told by bathroom tween cub gossip, eye-witness accounts from the nearby haunted woods after dark, the weekly skate park report. Very Jet Set Radio aesthetic.
Staying up much too late just trying to not be a blank profile. The banner is always the hard part, too many conditions to meet (banner aspect ratio and looking decent, funny, not an edgy meme or political joke that'll cause problems, not art that I need permission for OR will link me to aliases I wanna keep seperate)
Bio and alt text for PFP/Banner sadly will have to wait also what the hell is this 100k character limit xD Who would EVER need that much.
